"An interstellar burst! I'm back to save the universe."
After watching Hitchhiker's guide to the Universe, I though I would post some universal truths with you all to make sure we're all on the same page:
Joy Division > New Order >>>>>>> Monacco
Jefferson Airplane >>>>>> Jefferson Starship >>> Starship
Jane's Addiction >>> Porno for Pyros
Rage Against the Machine >>> Soundgarden >>>> Audioslave
Black Flag >>>> Rollins Band
Henry Rollins neck = circumfrence of a rainforest tree trunk
Stone Temple Pilots >>>>> Velver Revolver >>>> Talk Show
Nine Inch Nails >>> Filter
Nine Inch Nails fans cannot be Filter fans.
Severe intestinal cramping >>>> Wings
John >>>>>> Paul
Vinyl > CD
The Simpsons > Family Guy
Blue > Pink
Coke > Pepsi
Dogs > Cats
Me > You
And also:
Tom Cruise is gay.
Keanu Reeves is a bad actor.
Linkin Park sucks.
That is all.
DISCLAIMER TO TOM CRUISE'S LAWYERS: I am, in no way, implying that Tom Cruise is gay by saying that "Tom Cruise is gay" is a universal truth. Why, that would be slander! I'm just saying, in my universe, which may or may not be the same universe as yours, Tom Cruise is a little light in the loafers.
DISCLAIMER TO LINKIN PARK'S LAWYERS: They suck. It's a universal truth in all universes. Face it.
Joy Division > New Order >>>>>>> Monacco
Jefferson Airplane >>>>>> Jefferson Starship >>> Starship
Jane's Addiction >>> Porno for Pyros
Rage Against the Machine >>> Soundgarden >>>> Audioslave
Black Flag >>>> Rollins Band
Henry Rollins neck = circumfrence of a rainforest tree trunk
Stone Temple Pilots >>>>> Velver Revolver >>>> Talk Show
Nine Inch Nails >>> Filter
Nine Inch Nails fans cannot be Filter fans.
Severe intestinal cramping >>>> Wings
John >>>>>> Paul
Vinyl > CD
The Simpsons > Family Guy
Blue > Pink
Coke > Pepsi
Dogs > Cats
Me > You
And also:
Tom Cruise is gay.
Keanu Reeves is a bad actor.
Linkin Park sucks.
That is all.
DISCLAIMER TO TOM CRUISE'S LAWYERS: I am, in no way, implying that Tom Cruise is gay by saying that "Tom Cruise is gay" is a universal truth. Why, that would be slander! I'm just saying, in my universe, which may or may not be the same universe as yours, Tom Cruise is a little light in the loafers.
DISCLAIMER TO LINKIN PARK'S LAWYERS: They suck. It's a universal truth in all universes. Face it.
posted by vivahate at 10:25 PM
7 Comments:
Hello hello
I hate ICQ and will never ever use it again. Sorry. But all mail can be directed here: celestialsin@hotmail.com
And what the crap is hk?
Is that any way to talk to your first fan??
It's not just that he's gay, it's that he's SO gay and who the fuck publically makes out 2 weeks into a relationship? The most offensive part of the sham relationship is the poor quality of this PR stunt. If I was a a PR person trying to cover up the flaming homosexuality of my client you can bet I'd do a significantly better job than TCru's peoplez.
Stop trying to suck up so he'll go to your blog.
And I think I'm being very nice, I just want to know what hk is.
And all I'll say about the whole Tom Cruise/flaming homosexual thing is this:
Clicky
hk is probably hong kong.
linkin park sucks; as does limp bizkit, greenday and the offspring.
boo, I like Green Day.
Don't give into the dark side, rob.
That KHo picture is truly fucking priceless. I hope she uses a dental-dam(n) next time they kiss.
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